Well, Readers, I suppose this sort of question was inevitable. But fear not! Dr. Westwood handles it with his usual aplomb!
Keep those questions coming!
Dear Dr. Oliver,
Why should we humans take advice from you, a rodent? What a ridiculous idea! You should stop now, before you make a fool of rodents everywhere.
Rodent Repeller
Dear Rodent,
In your sad little attempt to defame me and rabbits everywhere, you have made a ridiculous error.
Let me state this in language that you might be able to understand:
RABBITS ARE NOT RODENTS.
We are proud members of the ancient Order of Lagomorpha. The difference is explained simply here by Cody Arenz and Garry Duncan at Nebraska Wesleyan University, in language that even you should be able to understand.
If you'd care to learn more, try starting here, at Larissa's Bunny-Guide. Where Larissa really does explain it all. And maybe it wouldn't hurt you to check out the House Rabbit Society page. Clearly, Rodent, you have a great need to learn.
Please write again when you have a more intelligent question for me.
Dr. Oliver
Keep those questions coming!
Dear Dr. Oliver,
Why should we humans take advice from you, a rodent? What a ridiculous idea! You should stop now, before you make a fool of rodents everywhere.
Rodent Repeller
Dear Rodent,
In your sad little attempt to defame me and rabbits everywhere, you have made a ridiculous error.
Let me state this in language that you might be able to understand:
RABBITS ARE NOT RODENTS.
We are proud members of the ancient Order of Lagomorpha. The difference is explained simply here by Cody Arenz and Garry Duncan at Nebraska Wesleyan University, in language that even you should be able to understand.
If you'd care to learn more, try starting here, at Larissa's Bunny-Guide. Where Larissa really does explain it all. And maybe it wouldn't hurt you to check out the House Rabbit Society page. Clearly, Rodent, you have a great need to learn.
Please write again when you have a more intelligent question for me.
Dr. Oliver
Here is my nearest rabbit-neighbor, a handsome fellow
recently photographed by my human.
Like me, he is obviously outstanding in his field.
recently photographed by my human.
Like me, he is obviously outstanding in his field.
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